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James Middleton’s career is now all about marshmallows with little photos on...
I barely pay attention to James Middleton. To me, he is The Forgotten Middleton, even less interesting than his father Michael Middleton (who seems like a nice bloke, constantly in the shadow of his...
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James Middleton: ‘For Mum and Dad, work & home is family, we grew up with that’
The last time we checked in with James Middleton – the youngest Middleton sibling – he was going Full Rob Kardashian and launching a company that screenprints your Instagrams on marshmallows (which is...
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Pippa & James Middleton are biking 3000 miles across America for charity
The last time we checked in with Pippa Middleton, The Original Ass of Lies ™ was getting fired from her cushy gig as a basic “columnist” for The Telegraph. She was supposed to write about society… or...
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James Middleton: Kate is ‘better, on the mend’ from ‘acute morning sickness’
Well, well, well. James Middleton’s Instagram-printed marshmallow company, Boomf, is going so well that Boomf is now being launched in America. James is often The Forgotten Middleton, happy to take a...
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Prince Harry got muddy during a Christmas Eve charity football game: hot?
Here are some photos of Prince Harry on Christmas Eve, playing at his now annual Christmas Eve charity game. Fame/Flynet says they’re playing football (soccer for Americans). The annual game is played...
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James Middleton is ‘frustrated’ that people only know him as Duchess Kate’s bro
Does anyone else get a Russian-royalty vibe off of bearded James Middleton? James used to be clean-shaven, and he just looked totally boring, but for the past few years, he’s been rocking a beard. The...
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Pippa Middleton’s red lace dress for a UK charity gala: cheap or cute?
The stars aligned yesterday and all of the Middleton children went to work. It was positively shocking! Pippa Middleton and her brother James both attended last night’s British Heart Foundation’s...
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Pippa & James Middleton complete a 54-mile charity bike ride: no shade?
Ugh, bike shorts are so unforgiving. Here are some photos of Pippa and James Middleton yesterday, doing the London to Brighton Bike Ride to raise money for the British Heart Foundation. Pippa has...
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Daily Mail: Pippa & James Middleton are ‘pushy’, useless & Kardashian-esque
I know a lot of you can’t stand the sensationalism and pearl-clutching misogyny of the Daily Mail, but I’ve grown to love it. I especially love when they’re calling out the royal family and the...
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James Middleton’s Boomf lost £243,986 in less than two years of operation
In case you haven’t realized by now, the more tabloidy UK press outlets are still in full revolt against Duchess Kate and Prince William. It got so bad so quickly that there are even stories about...
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James Middleton & Donna Air are over, they had a ‘difference of interests’
The news broke yesterday that James Middleton had broken up with his girlfriend of several years, Donna Air. If you’re any kind of long-term Middleton-watcher, you probably expected this. James and...
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James Middleton: ‘Happily, we can report that our relationship is not over’
Last week, several major outlets ran with the story that James Middleton and Donna Air had broken up after a few years together. The Daily Mail, other UK papers, E! News and Us Weekly all had stories...
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James Middleton: ‘As a businessman I am reported as a constant failure’
WE ARE 2 TODAY!! Cake for everyone! 🎉🎂 #thankful A photo posted by Boomf (@boomf) on Nov 26, 2015 at 8:32am PST The last time we checked in on James Middleton’s Instagram-printing marshmallow...
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James Middleton is moving to Hong Kong for 3 months to expand Boomf
Marshmallow Magnate James Middleton is being sent away. The whole thing seems really odd, quite honestly. Back in December, James gave an interview where he defended his previous failed businesses and...
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Pippa Middleton in a £1,200 Suzannah dress at Wimbledon: cute or overpriced?
As we know, the Middleton family loves their tennis. Over the weekend, the Daily Mail even claimed that Pippa and Carole Middleton were trying to “push” their way into memberships at the All England...
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James Middleton: ‘I have always joked that I have three mothers’
James Middleton gave another interview to the Daily Mail last weekend. At this point, I sort of feel sorry for him. He’s not a businessman but that’s the only thing he’s “allowed” to do. He’s not a...
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Are the Middletons worried about the exorbitant cost of Pippa’s wedding?
In the hubbub of Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge’s separate “church pap stroll” on Christmas, we didn’t really get the chance to analyze the photos of Pippa Middleton and the Terribly Rich...
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Carole Middleton wore custom pink Catherine Walker to Pippa’s wedding
Carole Middleton was as regal as could be as she was escorted to church by her son, James Middleton. I’ve believed for months now that Carole had stage-managed every part of Pippa’s wedding, and I...
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James Middleton’s sad marshmallow company Boomf is really struggling
If someone ever makes a musical about the Middleton family – which should absolutely happen – I imagine that James Middleton’s songs will be along the lines of “How Do You Solve A Problem Like...
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Pippa Middleton wears Self Portrait for Wimbledon Day 3: cute or tragic?
I was really looking forward to my day off on the Fourth of July because Wimbledon had scheduled Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic’s first round matches and I was prepared to tuck in for a long day of...
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